George Bush dies & gets to heaven & is told at the gates he can meet anyone from history.
He says i want to meet Moses.
The angel tells Moses this & he refuses.
The angel goes back to G.B. & tells him to choose someonelse, which he refuses to do.
Again the angel askes Moses who again refuses.
G.B. says that if Moses can give a very reason for not meeting him he will choose someone else.
Moses tells the angel
"The last time i spoke to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert & I not bloody going through that again